A couple of weeks back, I started ordering double-double-cheeseburgers at Burger King. I called it the Quad Cheeseburger, with its variants the Mushroom Swiss Quattro and Turkey Bacon Bezerker. It’s not as expensive as you might think. Add $1 for every patty. Every single time, the kitchen assistant would come out from the back and confirm that I wanted four patties in a single burger. I’d say yes, and they’d look at me like a criminal or a very fat man (is there any difference?) I’m training up for a quad Whopper.
This is what it typically looks like, without doubling the cheese:
This is what it looks like when you’re halfway through:
It’s beef quad-tastic.
I just thought I’d google “quad cheeseburger” and guess what? Well, this should surprise no one, but I’m way ahead of the curve again and Burger King USA put out a similar PERMANENT menu item called the Quad Stacker back in July. It has 4 beef patties, 4 slices of cheese, and 8 strips of bacon. All at a low and very reasonable 1000 calories!! Yeah you think that’s a lot, but a plate of Char Kway Tiao will do you for 800 or so. And not even taste as good!
This is what they want you to think it looks like:
And this is what it looks like:
Hey who says someone in the bidness can’t give you some truth now and then?