Some things I asked the internet/AI this week:
- Why do people never rinse their mouths out after brushing their teeth in the movies?
- Isnât it misleading and bad for oral hygiene education if directors leave it out for pacing reasons?
- Whatâs the recipe for a Vesper martini?
- How might a wealthy Indonesian put their billions of IDR to work beyond investing? (asking for a friend, I swear)
Aside: ‘Asking the internet’ used to be our go-to phrase, but in an era where AI might be the one answering, does the term need revising? We used to be able to say âasking the internetâ but what about when youâre really asking an AI? They live on the internet and were certainly trained on internet content, but the old definition meant looking up content and new replies created by people; what do we call it when the answers AI generated? Keeping in mind that these answers may well be wrong, and in ways different from how a human might be wrong, it doesnât feel like we should use the same terms. Or maybe weâll keep referring to any hive mind as the internet?
Can I go a week without talking about AI? I think those days may be behind us.
Even iA Writer, the Markdown text editor I use for these updates, released a new update with an AI-related feature. No, itâs not automatically finishing your sentences or summarizing your essays. Theyâre all about the writing experience and process, and so theyâre embracing how people use ChatGPT as a writing assistant, but helping them to preserve their own authentic voices. Text pasted from ChatGPT can be visually differentiated from text you wrote yourself, so you can see the Frankensteinian stitches on your monster. It also saves this info in the metadata for provenance.
This suggests that many users send text back and forth to ChatGPT so often that they end up forgetting which bits they wrote themselves, which isnât a problem Iâve had so far, but going forward, who knows? Itâs a good idea and one Iâm glad theyâre testing, but iA Writer has always been a niche tool for a certain kind of user. I thnk word processors with integrated AI are going to be so widely used and loved by the end of 2024 that no one will care about who did what part.
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I made and released a new GPT, a game called Chrono Quest where you go back in time to improve humanityâs chances of beating an alien invasion. You can read more about it in my post here, but there are many ways to succeed, limited only by your imagination and problem solving inclinations. As a kid playing text adventure games, I never thought Iâd see the day they could write themselves as you played. It even creates illustrations along the way, although those arenât strictly necessary.
Iâve got some other game ideas Iâll probably get on soon over the Christmas break. OpenAI announced yesterday that the GPT âApp Storeâ meant to open in November was being delayed until early 2024. I guess that gives me more time to learn.
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Itâs not accurate to say I didnât get anything during the Black Friday/Cyber Monday sales. Pixelmator Pro for Mac was 50% off, and I thought it was time I upgraded to it from regular olâ Pixelmator, which I must have bought over ten years ago for personal use as a substitute for Photoshop. Those were the days of per-once, use-forever software. To the developersâ credit, Pixelmator Pro is still offered through that model, although their newest app, Photomator, prefers a subscription pricing plan. The latter just won Appleâs Mac App of the Year award, by the way.
Pixelmator Pro is more than just a Photoshop-type editor now, it’s also a video and vector image editor, and comes with lots of templates for creating posters, logos, and so on. And like Photomator, it has useful ML-based features for correcting color, removing noise, and increasingly resolution of photos. These are pretty old-school and conservative by the standards of generative AI â see the recent development of Magnific AI, a tool confusingly billed as “upscaling” when it’s really closer to hallucination. It can subjectively improve the quality of photos by generating plausible (but inaccurate) pixels.
Check out this âupscalingâ of Tomb Raider 1.
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Stumbling into the New York jazz scene by accident, I found two jazz artists Iâd like to recommend: Brandee Younger and Samara Joy. Both already have a couple of albums out.
Younger is a harpist who blends genres and leans modern. Youâll hear some hip-hop production, and itâs really not what you think when you hear the word âharpâ. Her new album is Brand New Life, and is apparently based on and inspired the work of legendary harpist Dorothy Ashby, who I was also ignorant of. This is a weird observation, but hear me out. The opening track, the previously unrecorded, Ashby-written piece Youâre A Girl For One Man Only, has a haunting melodic fragment that I think I recognize from⌠the soundtrack of the Japanese game/anime Steins;Gate of all things?!
Samara Joy is a much more traditional vocalist, but what an incredible instrument her voice is. Iâll leave a video of her covering Lush Life below and youâll see what I mean. Iâm about to put her Christmas EP, A Joyful Holiday, on and get some lunch. See yâall later.
(This week’s featured image was taken at a new mall that’s sprung up in Holland Village this weekend. It’s disconcerting; the massive development has been hidden behind hoardings for the past few years, and now revealed, it’s an unexpected contrast to the other old buildings and shopfronts, like a bionic arm of mediocre high street brands slapped onto an aging body.)




















